Predicting each Big Ten match-up one sentence at a time.
Eastern Michigan vs Michigan
Shoelace, fresh off his new Twitter account, shines as he wows new followers. Premature Heisman hash-tag mania ensues.
Final score: Michigan 31, Eastern Michigan 9
Penn State vs Temple
Post-Alabama hangover and Temple’s running game give Lions fits as Joe Pa’s farewell tour picks up momentum.
Final Score: Temple 28, Penn State 20
Pitt vs Iowa
Vengeance is on the mind as Pitt faces the Hawkeyes at the wrong time. Damn you, Iowa State…
Final Score: Iowa 37, Pitt 17
South Carolina State vs Indiana
I’ll throw coach Kevin Wilson a bone in the “Nobody Really Cares” Bowl–mostly because it will be the only bowl the Hoosiers see.
Final score: Indiana 24, South Carolina State 13
Michigan State vs Notre Dame
Michigan State’s defense bends, but doesn’t break. Notre Dame runs “Little Giants” three times to no avail.
Final Score: MSU 27, Notre Dame 23
Miami (OH) vs Minnesota
Gophers rally around their coach and pull out a win despite a shaky defensive performance. Too soon?
Final Score: Minnesota 31, Miami (OH) 20
Washington vs Nebraska
Huskers play inspired defense and send a message to all the haters.
Final Score: Nebraska 42, Washington 13
Arizona State vs Illinois
Shootout in Champaign as the Illini learn to win the close one.
Final Score: Illinois 37, Arizona State 35
Northwestern vs Army
Things don’t look good for Army as Wildcat QB Kain Colter continues to make Northwestern fans forget about the “Persa Strong” campaign.
Final Score: Northwester 28, Army 10
Ohio State vs Miami
Buckeyes face first real opponent of year in the [insert clever bowl game name here] as a returning Jacory Harris proves too much to handle.
Final Score: Ohio Sate 23, Miami 30
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